FYI: If you give your 1-year old your phone to entertain him while you steal that 8-minute shower you truly deserve, make no mistake: he WILL take naked pictures of you through the glass shower doors. 18 of them in fact. You will not know this because during that 8 minutes, he was not screaming, […]
October 29, 2014 In many MANY ways, I was unprepared for parenthood. Oh sure, I knew good sleep was over. (I miss being able to take Nyquil when I am sick.) I knew happy hour was going to become very rare. And I knew my marathon gym afternoons would turn into quick when-I-have-time workouts. But […]
July 3, 2014 Our pediatrician asked if we were working on identifying body parts with our 1-year old son. Here is how it goes in bath: “Where is… your foot? No, that’s your penis.” “Where is… your nose? No, that’s your penis.” “Where is… your tummy? Nope. Also your penis.” Sigh. “Where is your penis? […]