Carting around two small people under the age of 3 has taught me that among many other things, mothers have to be experts at logistics. I am not talking about multi-tasking — i.e.: having dinner cooking, catching up with a girlfriend via phone that you have not talked to in months, doing a load of laundry, […]
Attempt #1… 7:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 7:12 a.m.: child redressed, baby on boob nursing 7:14 a.m.: “I peed Mommy” (in middle of living room, on rug of course) Attempt #2… 8:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 8:10 a.m.: Mommy finally takes first sip of coffee perked 90 minutes […]
Had a rough morning with my two-year old, including the following: -Him being woken up at 5:30 a.m. by his screaming sister, leading to him bouncing into our room at 5:32 with 5 books in hand -Him throwing an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet because, after all, “That is where toilet paper […]