Attempt #1… 7:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 7:12 a.m.: child redressed, baby on boob nursing 7:14 a.m.: “I peed Mommy” (in middle of living room, on rug of course) Attempt #2… 8:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 8:10 a.m.: Mommy finally takes first sip of coffee perked 90 minutes […]